Well….,.
When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from
This is genuinely frightening
You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that
It Follows (2014)
I remember reading somewhere that there’s a fine line between comedy and horror, this video crossed that fine line like 10 times.
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reblog if you’ve been known to tell a joke once in a while
Knock knock
xD that is my favorite one
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seduce me with ridiculous history facts
Pineapples used to be so expensive that people would rent them for partys as prestige decoration
that’s the shit
Upwards of 90% of all giraffe sex is homosexual, with some males even developing intimate relationships that include fawning and cuddling with their necks.
my first thought was “this can’t possibly be based on fact” and then
this has nothing to do with history
just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar
hrnng, moth colonel, i’m sneaking around because the clap of my asscheeks keeps confusing the guards
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Ever notice how all drugs rhyme?
Speed
Weed
Mead
Meth amphetameed
Crack cocaine
…did you take each of those as you went along? It might explain the…interesting rhyming scheme?
No. It’s called a haiku. Look it up.
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